YOU FUCKING OFFEND ME. I got your cell just to but I because I again I that's what the and the ticket no later sure I can Hook up I would get the tickets because the noise please when you get this in the okay see I want to go to talk to you soon maybe now maybe hey Anthony it's all day thank you hi my name on the need the 1 what I've never used you about number 1 you know ask you this is the first time because you really should give us actually so now because of your client I was trying to make and then with between you and Him not make it meant to be in deployment but the boxes go … because it's not we're gonna need to you have to see you know what he wanted to be sent to me what kind of bullshit is hey … need you to get me in the morning on you and anybody else is not on and that was that was signed I would sign that was signed to the renters hi Louis Said thank you to I know you didn't mean I don't your doubts I don't care anymore okay hi 1 you need me to make so that would [click to continue...]
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You have no idea. What the FUCK do you hope to accomplish with that. If you do that. It's over. FUCK YOU. How dare you act like a BITCH when I've been so FUCKING nice. I've been nothing but nice to you. What did I do. And you said earlier today and by the way you owe. What the FUCK did you mean. I let you sleep. That's my mistake. I SHOULD HAVE WOKEN YOU UP AND SAID FUCKING BLOW ME BITCH. I just waited and waited until I fell asleep. YOU WENT TO SLEEP AND DIDN'T BLOW ME. I DESERVED TO BE BLOWN FIRST BEFORE THE FUCKING JACUZZI. You could BLOW THE HOUSE UP BUT BLOW ME FIRST. HOW DARE YOU. YOU WANT THE NUMBER OF MY THERAPIST. DON'T YOU DARE SPEAK TO HIM. YOU NEED A THERAPIST OF YOUR OWN. And you know you're doing this and you're a liar. I JUST WANT MY DAUGHTER AND A MAID. They make your GODDAMN BED WHICH YOU DID NOT. I just need a nice woman to look after my beautiful daughter and I get to fuck her. YOU ARE A PAIN IN MY ASS. Stop being that. You are a pain in [click to continue...]
Benny J Deuce Deuce Deuce is the biggest piece of shit in Ambler. He lives on Argyle and associates with that degenerate gambler, A Dot . He always comes at that really cool kid Nutty because he is jealous of how big his cock is. Sometimes he smokes ciggs until his head explodes after donking his paycheck out in Atlantic City. He drives this Camry that has Red Bulls & Cigarettes littered on the passenger side, and has a Menorah for a hood ornament.
I have a fun story for you, man. The other night, my girlfriend and I were feeling like Bonnie and Clyde in the bedroom. Halfway through a late-night fuck session, she turns around from the doggy-style position and screams, "I want that hunk of meat in my ass." . I couldn't believe my ears, and immediatly put my Jim Brownski in her Jim Browneye. Before I knew what was happening, she had on a conductor's cap and was screaming at the top of her lungs, "NEXT STOP, BROWNTOWN!!". I kept slapping her in the face throughout it all, and at one point, I think she was holding a lit flame to my balls. This bottle rocket sound kept going off with each thrust into her dip-hole, and at one point, tears ran down her face and smeared all the makeup I had thrown at her earlier. I railed her butt out until it looked like lasagna, and then let go inside her butt until her asshole resembled a sundae.
Um…Yeah, dude, yeah no. Just leave the boss-man in Upper Dublin for the fucking July 4th weekend without anyone to hang out with. Just leave with your fucking girlfriend. YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT! I HATE ELECTRICIANS!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH, EEEEEEEHHHHHHH, EEEEEEEEHHHHHHH…Oh and uh, yeah…I fucked John ;)
"Are..are you serious? Is…is the king really dead? Is the king dead, are you serious?" Yeah, yeah we weren't kidding, the king is dead. This is bad, real bad, Michael Jackson. Mmmmmmm, A dot.
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