Prank Calls

(931): Benny Calls - Prank Calls - 40 second lag at be...
Benny Calls — Prank Calls — 40 second lag at beginning — HILARIOUS —003.mp3
(931): Benny Calls - Prank Calls - 40 second lag at be...
Allied Motors — The Benny Chronicles — Part 1 of Episode 3.mp3
skullfuckenopnintendo.mp3
This is from an old cassette tape I got back in the 80's. Apparently it is some guys pranking the hell out of an old guy named Benny at Allied Motors somewhere in Tennessee. If anybody knows the story let me know. I have about 45 minutes of these calls I'm thinking of putting on a CD. This came out about the same time as the "Leroy Mercer" oil filter/tire & rim/Thom McAnn shoes tape done by the late John Bean (not the imposters who later did "Roy D. Mercer".
1: Search X. 2: Security Systems! Talk to me! 1: Yeah gimme a second I’ll transfer ya now! 2: Morning Pete’s may I help you? 1: Hello there. I’m looking for a security system, I want something I can put on me wall. Put a camera on the wall, put it over there, put it over there, got someone who’s gonna rob my BMW, and they got shot in the face, what have you got? 2: Hold on a second. 2: Hello sales? 1: Security systems, talk to me! 2: Yeah which ones would ya like? 1: I want one with a camera you can put over in the corner, you put another camera in the corner, you put a camera on the outside, you got someone coming in to steal my BMW and he gets shot in the face , what have you got? 2: Ehmm, at the moment we’ve got nothing at all actually. 1: You aint got nothing? You got nothing in the whole store? 2: No, do you have a BMW though. 1: Oh I got a BMW it is quite nice. 2: Yeah very nice. At the moment absolutely nothing. 1: You ain’t got nothing in [click to continue...]
1: Hello? 2: Helloo yes? 1: Hello yes, I was looking for some prices on your tools player. 2: On your what sorry? 1: Dult? 2: What is that? 1: Ehhhh, Is aaaa-dult player. I spell for you? 2: Yes go ahead. 1: It’s a D [2: yeah]-V-[2: yeah] D 2: DVD player, gimme a second now. 1: Dooved player. 1: Hello Yes I was looking for some prices on your Dooved player. 2: A Dooved player? 1: Yes. 2: DVD player is it? D-V-D? 1: Dooved player. 2: Yeah, DVD player. 1: No itsa a dooved player? 2: Oh OK. Our entry level starts at 59.99. 1: ok I was wondering if you have a manufacturer is a Joov-k? 2: Our manufacturer be Sony. 1: Do you have any Joov-k? 2: I don’t, Sony or Panasonic. 1: OK, you have any player that play on the puck. 2: I, I cant understand ya now. Just being honest with ya. I don’t know what a puck is. 1: I spell for you? 2: Yeah. 1: It’s a P-C. 2: PC? 1: Puck! 2: Eh, uh, on a PC? 1: Yes for Windows Expluh. 2: So you want the [click to continue...]
Stan hey man how's it going just I M. between the rock in a hard place okay my you so off my shelf and have my laptop and now I can't get on to the internet okay in my daughter was playing with the red Bull and get tumbled down that … and now I can't check my site so I'm wondering if that's got something to do with that you can … your computer hey you comes off the shelf now laptop and I can't get on my site not your problem why that might Evan have a Falls on my laptop she shuts down hey lady has nothing to do with the computer Dad can we check so I know what are you going to getting your computer store let me know if I should still be on line let me check no store off line okay knows like available.
(NOYB): Creepy Dude Spoofing and Freaking Out Girl Aski...
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Now I'm here to help 1 of which ever give if to your double whatever give you decision at my I'm looking for … Lodge please yes this is about to be of assistance to you … bronze hello delayed your lucky day for let me tell you why I'm my name is Anthony or and you are it later today oh no no I'm not but I know that this is a new the medical pages please knoll sorry let me explain … this is first I've got his saving use or do you not do you not have a you know go right to do this is yes I do yes okay I will I'm calling from the dealership today sir and because you just want your brand new Clark just wanna Barrett tickets for free Johnson from us today or … all good and there's no is that the catch or man I don't know so … let me explain what happened is … there is we've been giving away tickets randomly you want a brand new Car from our dealership yes I remember you okay will because you've Drew brand new Car we've been randomly calling individuals to let them know that [click to continue...]
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