Here is my keep the bra on mentality. You're such a liar, whatever, fuck you, this means something to me. listen…how many ways are there for breasts to go wrong? too many! too many! shh shh. how many categories are there? how many spectrums are there for things to go wrong? Too many. Too many! Every once in a while, things work out well…things work out perfectly, and god knows we appreciate it. But all too often, are men are left standing, "I should have kept the bra on." And what is the motto, what is the typical Jewish motto. Better safe than sorry. Keep the bra on always. You hear this ladies and gentleman…keep the bra on, always!
Hey honey just wanted to call you to let you know you looked real sexy today when I left for work, sleeping there with the dogs…anyway, I love you, I'll talk to ya, just, be thinkin about ya all day.
Hey bud, I just found your dog Rocky, he's filthy, and it just took me five minutes of cleaning off his tag to even figure out your phone number, since you didn't leave an address… I don't know where to drop him. So, he's gonna be at my house chillin' out eatin' a steak. Because he's got such a shitty owner, until you stop by to pick him up. 273 Emerald.
Hey, mama, it's, Joe again so. I just can't get this recipe down. I think I'm missing a step. I'm gonna wrote it down and I went through it again but. Did you say skin it first, and then boil it, or boy next year. Because I have ball in the scanner but when I do that It is it turns the boss. So I don't know. If you have time to call me back tonight, but I'll be here. Just give a ring. I love you, and I'll talk to you soon. Bye.
Omar Thornton sounds chillingly calm while chatting with a Connecticut State Trooper after killing 8 people at his former employers yesterday morning. Thornton explains his position briefly in that he had enough of the racist behavior of several employees and took matters into his own hands. Though a wholehearted effort is put in by the State Trooper, he is unable to talk Thornton down, and the death toll of the incident rises to nine as Thornton decides to take his own life before police storm the building.
NANJING, CHINA — 13 people died in the powerful explosion on July 28, 2010 at a plastics factory in Nanjing, China. 46 people were injured, with two in critical condition. The explosion took place on a discontinued site of Nanjing Fourth Plastics Factory, which was to be demolished and redeveloped. This telephone call is an interrogation of a journalist who originally reported that hundreds of people were killed when in fact the death toll was much smaller than that.
A hilarious recording of two old men arguing with one another for hours, recorded by one of their neighbors who had had just about enough of their babbling moronic chatter and had to tape it so his friends would believe it. Shut Up, Little Man! became a series of tape recordings of two belligerent alcoholics, Raymond Huffman & Peter J. Haskett . The tapes were recorded by Mitchell D & Eddie Lee Sausage, 2 dudes that lived next door to Raymond and Peter in San Fran's Lower Haight district in the late 80's. The two old men next door argued constantly, with Peter frequently shouting “shut up, little man!” at Raymond. Eddie and Mitchell started recording the antics and often egged Peter and Raymond on with prank telephone calls of their own. Listen here[click to continue...]
Give me you have fucking something as they must Park and don't hang up I can't I make it and if you can tonight Dude I understand me I … please first let just now what the fuck up on the market Kick your fucking ass what are you doing 1 what now … good at that I like the fact around what the fuck is voice sorry been difficult you're on fucking believe why don't you fucking understand I'll fucking serious to Box segment your them at your shop you give me a call me we're fucking on this too I you professional or not … give me a call sooner … somebody talk to Monica fucking Celeste hi Mark it's Matthew I'm bringing 1 fucking jacket I want you nice and I think you be to the Mark in Kick your fucking ass you're a nice Guy you're a nice Guy but I don't fucking funny when you were getting in fucking around like this talk hi call me when you have a fucking not read half the fucking that to walking in.
Tracy, stop from Tracy. Your daughter, isn't…she is…you know what, Don't hate us. We've known her from, get go, from five years ago. You know what though, love your daughter for who she is. She's fucked up right now. She's fucked up right now. You know? Love you, bye.
Yo, what up Specs? Alright, I have a couple of things to tell you. Number one: you're the best kid in the world man, you're my favorite kid in the world. Number two: like, I'm seriously [muffled] both Ricky and …. tonight. I'm very upset with the situation that just went down tonight. There, I don't know where the fuck it is, man. I'm in fuckin' San Francisco. I just moved here like ten minutes ago man. I don't know where the fuck the kid is man. I'm like. I'm, I'm, like, I'm in the vicinity man. I don't know where the fuck I am right now. Alright, anyways. Ricky is a fucking asshole. Fuck Ricky. Aight. Anyways, anyways, here's what we are going to do. And I expect you to remember this a week from now. There and Ricky, fuck both of them. They're both, they're both going to think we are suppler and then they still are going to think they're vagina see there. Anyways….ahhhh, I'm really glad you are coming down next weekend. It's going to be so much fun, I'm so happy. Its gonna be [click to continue...]
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