(NOYB): I want to talk to the President, and Quit Haras...
He done call you at 8 oclock. And you better make up some big ass god damn stupid ass, lyin' story. Who the hell are you? Who the hell are you? Robert? Rebecca? Let me talk to the president…[heavy breathing]…this is Jeffrey, Oklahoma City Oklahoma. I want to talk to the president. [heavy breathing] Do you understand that? Do you understand that? You just rip off bastards, quit harassin' my mama…you hear me? Quit harassin' my mama!
(NOYB): Gram's Loves Viactiv, but Isn't Feeling their n...
I didn't know that I was going to reach all this kind of stuff. But all I wanted to do was comment, about your Viactiv. The new wrappings that you got on 'em us older people can not get into 'em. I've used your problem for years and I just wanted to make my comment about this. Thank you.
Benjamin, whussup dude. I'm rolling with my friend Alex. And I…Listen listen hold on. Ohhhh, grrr, over here, he just rode a cop bus rig back man. Gimme a call back dude. We're rolling to the bar with a bunch of bitches. Cmon dude, you gotta come up to Mount Pleasant. Alright. Alright later man. Peace.
(NOYB): Mel Gibson Phone Calls - He Threatens to Kill O...
Yeah ok I don't hang up on me I can't I have plenty of them if you could drive over to understand the hi so just gonna be with my will check to get anything to you you only XXX has fucking difficult well you know I think I may have it … we'd like to do it online and I wouldn't hey any you know know the link I because I don't have 1 green because I right know it's happy I'm hi all right and I don't know but which sorry to hear about your when I'm so you knew anything I did not do anything did did you are not please in the give me again hi I'm meeting in the dinning again anthony our needs and then leave me in the morning or anything that can you please and leave me a key we agreed like richard specs dot dot com dot com sucker it's the hey hi honey it's linda to try XX … because we had to look on the ground and I was she's joe can you and moving the at all like is because the came that I need to know I'm doing anything and my name I'm trying not to do anything and I only get nothing [click to continue...]
Reception: Thank you for calling for Radisson Hotel and Suites, how may I direct your call? Tom Crush: Yes, I need to speak to guest, uh his name is Gary Vaynerchuck. And I, I can spell that for you, its V-a-y-n-e-r-c-h-u-k. Reception : Now what was the first name. Tom: Uh the first name is Gary. Reception: With a “G” right? Tom Crush: Yes please. Reception: One moment. Tom Crush: Thank you. [ringing] Gary: Hello. Tom Crush: Yes is this Gary? Gary: This is Gary. Tom Crush: Gary hello, my name is Tom Crush, and you’re destroying my life. Gary: I’m sorry Tom Crush. Tom Crush: Everyone keeps telling me to crush things. Some man actually…physically, crushed me! Gary: I’m sorry buddy. Tom Crush: What should I do? Gary: You should tell them to… CRUSH OFF! Tom Crush: What, what is crush it? And why does everyone want to do it to me? Gary: I’m not sure why they want to crush you bro, but Tom Crush is an amazing name to have bro. Tom Crush: I [click to continue...]
(NOYB): Dude Loves Bologna and World Cup but Hates Ties...
Hey Man, so ummmmm, what me and Rob figured out, is that, for one thing if you pop bologna sans mayonnaise it is incredible. About the rap thing, just because like the world cup is happening right now let's just do a little thing about the world cup. And like, how Americans get all like their panties in a wad about ties. And just like get a whole thing like, yo I dont know why, other countries think its cool to tie…and by the way…ties are… you know, I don't know. I, is, I don't have much after that. But just like keep going with that ties theme. What's up with ties man? Like, I'm an American I don't dig ties. Like, we need some kind of a winner and a loser and…so tell me if you can dig that. And…bring some bologna man. Talk to you later.
Melissa this is Matt Watay… I'm calling you because I'm here with Bruce Angio, Dave Kinzo, we're in Chicago, and you should be here with us. Because we're fucked up, 'I'm hammered'. And, Bruce is hammered. He's, he's already crying like a nancy. You know he already, already wants to go to bed, its like nine oclock. So, you know, and, and, they're on, alright, they're on my ass, because they say that I need some manscaping down below. I have lots of hair below. But its, you know I'm in good shape. 'No its not'. According to Bruce its not. But… 'It needs to be cleaned up'. Bruce says it needs to be cleaned up. You know…That's, all I can say is that Bruce is being a nancy. Its nine oclock and he just, he wont hang. 'You don't need to be bald, but you need to have at least neat and clean'. Bruce says I don't need to be bald, I just need to be neat and clean. Alright well, gimme a call back, and we'll all, we'll discuss this.
Hey to answer your question I, I put on sunscreen even when its snowin'. OK? You know me I'm pale as a ghost. And I like to keep it that way. So to answer your question I put on sunscreen even if it is pitch dark outside, literally. Because, I'll be damned if I am gonna be coming down with some skin cancer. So….I hope that helps you out. I got some spf 80 here. I got some spf 90. I got some spf 1000. Seriously, I'm just tryin' to get you to my house so we can make out. Just come on over. I got the spf whatever. And uh, we'll go hang out in the sun. Or not. It doesn't matter just, come over.
Okay dude so like what's up with your friend Jenny that I met the other night? She's like calling me and texting me and emailing me like she's in love with me or some shit. So would you please tell her that I like, ya know, don't munch on the muff, don't do the tuna tacos, don't clown with the clam? Please…Thank you. Okay, bye bye.
Hey yo this Harold and I need to know when you gonna come get these boxes…because the longer these boxes sit here… I think… I'm not sure because I'm just working for the U. P. S. But ummm, I think there's a ferret in there. And I, I only say ferret as opposed to a dog or a cat, because I had a ferret once and the kinda noise this mothafucka makin' from these boxes…I'm pretty god damn sure its a ferret. And I, I don't, I don't really cuss unless I'm serious about somethin'. So I think it's a fuckin' ferret. So… I mean y'all can deal with it the way y'all want. But if you don't come get these boxes…this little dude gonna starve…Out!
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