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Brent, um this is Jaquelyn. First of all I resent the fact that you had the nerve to call and um, you already spoke to me, but you had the nerve to call RC, when I’d already told you I was taking care of it, and I had given the mo-, the money to um, to what’s his face to give to you. I have no control that Windsor doesn’t pay cause its RC that pays. So I don’t know what the amounts are. You should have called me with them or whatever. When I got that amount together I put it in an envelope. You weren’t there. The kids didn’t go. And I gave it to David. David looked for your yesterday. He looked for you, I think he’s still looking for you now. But you had no right. You already called me. And yelled at me and all that. But you had no right to call RC, and um, and, like ya know, that was really really stupid. Um, you’re not supposed to call RC and complain about that I didn’t pay you that’s bullshit. Your money was already given to David. And um if you hadn’t [click to continue...]
Hey what's up. Ummmm, Listen… I know the other day, we didn't have any kind of signed contract or anything but uhhh…Yo you owe me the money for that work. The uhh, the movin' the furniture. And umm, look man, I, I'm not gonna lie, we were smokin' a blunt, we was definitely smokin' a blunt. It wasn't a cigarette it was a blunt. Ummm, but that doesn't mean that our work was any less effective. So uhhh, 75 dollars… for 4 hours, that was the deal. We did the work, we moved the furniture, and uh, you gotta give me the money man, you gotta give me the money.
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