Hey there, when you borrow something from somebody, their property, you gotta return it in the same fucking condition, that you took it in. So I don't know if you're having a laugh, or you just don't remember. Or, you're a very sick individual, but you're gonna have to come by sometime today, and clean the puke up outta my car. I think a full fucking detail is in order. OK? And by the way, I think its time for you to return my CDs too, before you fuckin' throw up on them.
(212): Guy gets Fired, Freaks Out, Storms out of HR me...
Hello Gerald, this is rod leasing player calling from human resources department. I would like to just, just. Bella, any confusion. I do feel sorry that you felt the need to storm out of the meeting that we had today, but the dispel any confusion whatsoever. You are definitely terminated at this company. You can pick up your belongings at the security desk on the first floor. Do not by any means. Proceed to the 3rd floor to your office, you will be forcibly removed. Again, I'm sorry for this call and I'm sorry that you felt the need to walk out of our meeting.
This is from an old cassette tape I got back in the 80's. Apparently it is some guys pranking the hell out of an old guy named Benny at Allied Motors somewhere in Tennessee. If anybody knows the story let me know. I have about 45 minutes of these calls I'm thinking of putting on a CD. This came out about the same time as the "Leroy Mercer" oil filter/tire & rim/Thom McAnn shoes tape done by the late John Bean (not the imposters who later did "Roy D. Mercer".
Frantic 911 call from the Betty Ford Clinic in which "Chemical Dependency Technician", Dawn Holland fought with Lindsay Lohan on December 12, 2010.
A girl named Dominic called a guy named Ryan to confess her love (after just meeting him). Slight problem….SHE DIALED THE WRONG NUMBER! Listen to this hilarious, rambling drunken message.
Voice mail from accidental "pocket dial" of a domestic dispute in Chicago.
"Dave" calls "Vicky" to break off a relationship he's having with her while his wife goes through chemotherapy.
It's Raining men.
Man from 504 area code threatens to "beat (voice mail recipient's) bitch ass up!"
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