Hey to answer your question I, I put on sunscreen even when its snowin'. OK? You know me I'm pale as a ghost. And I like to keep it that way. So to answer your question I put on sunscreen even if it is pitch dark outside, literally. Because, I'll be damned if I am gonna be coming down with some skin cancer. So….I hope that helps you out. I got some spf 80 here. I got some spf 90. I got some spf 1000. Seriously, I'm just tryin' to get you to my house so we can make out. Just come on over. I got the spf whatever. And uh, we'll go hang out in the sun. Or not. It doesn't matter just, come over.
Listen here you little shithead. I hear how you treat your mom. I had a good talk with Grandpa and so did Grandpa, he had a good talk with your mom. You better watch what you're saying, just because you;re hanging out with your fucking Dad. If anybody is the fuckin' bitch around here, if anybody should get the fuck outta there, its your Dad. And you? You better straighten up CJ. Who are you to talk to me? You wait till I tell Aunt Jenny, Uncle Chris, and everybody how you're treating your Mom. You better cut your shit out cause you're gonna end up on the street. You better respect your Mom. I don't care who you think you are. Your Mom is your Mom. And you better not be dis-be-respecting her. And you better find out when the hell Jacob is back. Cause Grandpa's the one that called that needed to find out when Jacob is back. And if you're gonna keep talking to your Mom like that you better wait for me, because I'll get there faster than you think. Watch me! You better not be talkin' to [click to continue...]
Hey you motherfucker, you fuckin' think you're a fuckin' smart ass now blowin' up my fuckin' chops and startin' fuckin' trouble? I'm gonna come down there and I'm gonna shove that fuckin' piece up your ass if you don't gimme that fuckin' money. Alright? Your pieces are made, they been made since fuckin' yesterday, Now come down there and pick 'em up at the other fuckin' shop. And gimme my fuckin' money. If I see you down at my fuckin' shop down here, I'm gonna bust your fuckin' head for ya. Ok? You got it? You don't wanna fuckin' deal wit' me now you little cocksucker? I'll fuckin' straighten your ass out.
Oh hello me. You’re not able to get this call. Yeah look this is Walker. This is Walker. This is Wren. I need to Wren to get a hold of Lee, get a hold of Wayne, and all the children. Now this Sabrina has called her Uncle to come pick her up from the house here. Did she call ya’ll? She called ya’ll is that right? She called Big E, and Salem. They down here in Houston. To come down here to pick her up. I don’t know where I could meet, I didn’t know anything about it. Now they askeded me a long long time ago. Could she come. I said yeah. And now I wish you’d see her room back there. Now my room is clean. You saw, you saw how my room is clean. Alright I’m a big man I clean my room up. Now she got here and she got straight now and I don’t think, he go.. now…she is old enough to clean up her own room. And comb her hair. Now she can do that and I’m a big man I have a marriage and different things coming here. Now they come here form Houston to spend some you know gas and [click to continue...]
Hey man. Check out this riff that I just dropped. Its a little guitar riff. Ok. Bringin' on the mothafuckin' cream cheese! Bringin' on the mothafuckin' cream cheese. Bringin' on the mothafuckin' cream cheese. And then it switches. To, bringing on the motherfuckin' cream cheese. Its all about my love for cream cheese.
Hi, So I was at TechCrunch Disrupt today and and I'm paralyzed because I went into the bathroom and trying to be quiet because he's right behind me, but Michael Arrington took a shit, that was the smelliest fucking thing I;ve ever smelled in my life. I don't know what this guy had for lunch. He went and must have had 5 hamburgers, or a fuckin' fish, smelly fuckin' fish sandwich, and ya know I don't know what the hell what this motherfucker thinks he's doin' coming in, he's fucking used a disgusting amount of toilet paper, the water is, over flowing, its gross, I dont know what is going. Anyways, what is this audio shit, this shit is weird too.
WHAT THE FUCK!?! I'M STRAIGHT RED-FACED HEATED AT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOU'RE FUCKING CALLING ME, YOU'RE TEXTING ME, I'M BLATANTLY AT THE HOSPITAL, MY GIRLFRIEND'S PASSING AWAY, AND YOU'RE CALLING ME ABOUT SOME BULLSHIT!?!?! MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HI Fred, you and the little Mermaid can go fuck yourselves. I told you to stay near the phone, I can't find those books, you have other books here it must be in La Jolla. Call me back! I'm not gonna stay up all night for you g'bye.
You have XXXXX new messages … yeah I was just wondering … some winners favorable … haven't seen this pipe and a couple of days wondering if you gonna come back yes … sorry to leave you so many messages just loan I am thinking about the bus now … papal blue wishing I'd come by and bring in some good news when I … yes a piss me off you will pay this … bitch call me.
Phyllus? This is Anna please call me as soon as you get this we are having a major crisis. The bridesmaid dresses just came and all the dresses are supposed to be blush pink. And they're… pedal pink… I mean its like, its like, practically… coral. Ugh, oh what am I gonna do I can't have my wedding like that, call me, I'm just, I'm gonna die…[sobbing]
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