Hey bud, I just found your dog Rocky, he's filthy, and it just took me five minutes of cleaning off his tag to even figure out your phone number, since you didn't leave an address… I don't know where to drop him. So, he's gonna be at my house chillin' out eatin' a steak. Because he's got such a shitty owner, until you stop by to pick him up. 273 Emerald.
Hey Buddy what's up it's about 6 o'clock hope you have a chance.
Ohhh, oh my God I wanna douse you in lamp oil and beat you with a fucking stick!
Hey got your voice message about snowmobilin' tonight. You betcha. Let's do it. Let's get pissed, go out and rev it up a bit eh? Give me a call back when you get a second okay. Bye.
Rudolph 'Rudi' Garmisch: Yah, Chinese Downhill! It is ze only vayyyyy. Kendo Yamamoto: What eh ze fuck is a Chinese a downhill?
Hey there, when you borrow something from somebody, their property, you gotta return it in the same fucking condition, that you took it in. So I don't know if you're having a laugh, or you just don't remember. Or, you're a very sick individual, but you're gonna have to come by sometime today, and clean the puke up outta my car. I think a full fucking detail is in order. OK? And by the way, I think its time for you to return my CDs too, before you fuckin' throw up on them.
Hey to answer your question I, I put on sunscreen even when its snowin'. OK? You know me I'm pale as a ghost. And I like to keep it that way. So to answer your question I put on sunscreen even if it is pitch dark outside, literally. Because, I'll be damned if I am gonna be coming down with some skin cancer. So….I hope that helps you out. I got some spf 80 here. I got some spf 90. I got some spf 1000. Seriously, I'm just tryin' to get you to my house so we can make out. Just come on over. I got the spf whatever. And uh, we'll go hang out in the sun. Or not. It doesn't matter just, come over.
Hey, mama, it's, Joe again so. I just can't get this recipe down. I think I'm missing a step. I'm gonna wrote it down and I went through it again but. Did you say skin it first, and then boil it, or boy next year. Because I have ball in the scanner but when I do that It is it turns the boss. So I don't know. If you have time to call me back tonight, but I'll be here. Just give a ring. I love you, and I'll talk to you soon. Bye.
(NOYB): My man Needs to Remember his Prophylactics Next...
Hey pharmacy was outta plan b. Can I borrow 400 bucks? Please?…call me.
Y-y-y-yes doctor, its awful. I can't believe the awful things my mother would say to me. And then on top of it to beat me around the house like that. She nearly put me into a coma state. God help us.
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