(NOYB): Dude Loves Bologna and World Cup but Hates Ties...
Hey Man, so ummmmm, what me and Rob figured out, is that, for one thing if you pop bologna sans mayonnaise it is incredible. About the rap thing, just because like the world cup is happening right now let's just do a little thing about the world cup. And like, how Americans get all like their panties in a wad about ties. And just like get a whole thing like, yo I dont know why, other countries think its cool to tie…and by the way…ties are… you know, I don't know. I, is, I don't have much after that. But just like keep going with that ties theme. What's up with ties man? Like, I'm an American I don't dig ties. Like, we need some kind of a winner and a loser and…so tell me if you can dig that. And…bring some bologna man. Talk to you later.
Hey man. Check out this riff that I just dropped. Its a little guitar riff. Ok. Bringin' on the mothafuckin' cream cheese! Bringin' on the mothafuckin' cream cheese. Bringin' on the mothafuckin' cream cheese. And then it switches. To, bringing on the motherfuckin' cream cheese. Its all about my love for cream cheese.
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Hey sweetie cakes, I just wanted to see if you want to come by the beach house later so I could put a good boot in that toolbox of yours. Remember the last time we tried to fix that toolbox? You pissed yourself and passed out on me. My god we had to rush you to the hospital. How embarrassing was that? What an embarrassing fucker you are. Oh forget it then maybe we'll just go down to the beach and I'll rub sand all over the back of your ass neck.
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Hey so, I'm totally depressed. Its been a week and a half since I had sex with Dave, after dating him for like a month. And I texted him 3 times, and no response…I mean, why do you think it is? Do you think its maybe because I was wearing granny panties? Ugh, maybe it was. I don't know. I'm just gonna go take a nap…bye.
Hey got your voice message about snowmobilin' tonight. You betcha. Let's do it. Let's get pissed, go out and rev it up a bit eh? Give me a call back when you get a second okay. Bye.
Ohhh, oh my God I wanna douse you in lamp oil and beat you with a fucking stick!
Listen closely. Say it with me. "Fresh. Yellow. Peeps." It is that time of year, where you can walk into any Wal Mart, and for .96 cents — purchase a fresh box of yellow peeps. For your eating pleasure. I myself have a box here of freshly opened, riding home from WalMart, eating my yellow peeps. Not the white ones. Not the purple ones. Not a green one. YELLOW. PEEPS. I love em. Gimme call bye.
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