06-26 Bellino Guillen.mp3
Hey so, I'm totally depressed. Its been a week and a half since I had sex with Dave, after dating him for like a month. And I texted him 3 times, and no response…I mean, why do you think it is? Do you think its maybe because I was wearing granny panties? Ugh, maybe it was. I don't know. I'm just gonna go take a nap…bye.
HI Fred, you and the little Mermaid can go fuck yourselves. I told you to stay near the phone, I can't find those books, you have other books here it must be in La Jolla. Call me back! I'm not gonna stay up all night for you g'bye.
Hey bud, I just found your dog Rocky, he's filthy, and it just took me five minutes of cleaning off his tag to even figure out your phone number, since you didn't leave an address… I don't know where to drop him. So, he's gonna be at my house chillin' out eatin' a steak. Because he's got such a shitty owner, until you stop by to pick him up. 273 Emerald.
Oh hello me. You’re not able to get this call. Yeah look this is Walker. This is Walker. This is Wren. I need to Wren to get a hold of Lee, get a hold of Wayne, and all the children. Now this Sabrina has called her Uncle to come pick her up from the house here. Did she call ya’ll? She called ya’ll is that right? She called Big E, and Salem. They down here in Houston. To come down here to pick her up. I don’t know where I could meet, I didn’t know anything about it. Now they askeded me a long long time ago. Could she come. I said yeah. And now I wish you’d see her room back there. Now my room is clean. You saw, you saw how my room is clean. Alright I’m a big man I clean my room up. Now she got here and she got straight now and I don’t think, he go.. now…she is old enough to clean up her own room. And comb her hair. Now she can do that and I’m a big man I have a marriage and different things coming here. Now they come here form Houston to spend some you know gas and [click to continue...]
(NOYB): Dude Loves Bologna and World Cup but Hates Ties...
Hey Man, so ummmmm, what me and Rob figured out, is that, for one thing if you pop bologna sans mayonnaise it is incredible. About the rap thing, just because like the world cup is happening right now let's just do a little thing about the world cup. And like, how Americans get all like their panties in a wad about ties. And just like get a whole thing like, yo I dont know why, other countries think its cool to tie…and by the way…ties are… you know, I don't know. I, is, I don't have much after that. But just like keep going with that ties theme. What's up with ties man? Like, I'm an American I don't dig ties. Like, we need some kind of a winner and a loser and…so tell me if you can dig that. And…bring some bologna man. Talk to you later.
WHAT THE FUCK!?! I'M STRAIGHT RED-FACED HEATED AT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOU'RE FUCKING CALLING ME, YOU'RE TEXTING ME, I'M BLATANTLY AT THE HOSPITAL, MY GIRLFRIEND'S PASSING AWAY, AND YOU'RE CALLING ME ABOUT SOME BULLSHIT!?!?! MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anti-Consumerist T-Shirt.ogg
Hello this is Philip Kaplan and…I like my wikipedia page and it shows…I'd rather be masturbating.
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