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(NOYB): Creepy Dude Spoofing and Freaking Out Girl Aski...
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An Irish settler calls into Jenny Craig with health concerns over what the food is doing to her body.
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(NOYB): Sol attempts to sue his workplace after getting...
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Bexi: “This is Bexi…” Franc: “Hello Bexi” Bexi: “Hi” Franc: “Hi this is Franc Ovrier, I’m with President Sarkozy on the line for Governor Palin.” Bexi: “Yes one second please, can you hold on one second please.” Franc: :”Yeah no problem” Bexi: “Alright thanks…Hi I am gonna hand the phone over to her.” Franc: “Ok thank you very much I’m gonna put the president on the line.” Bexi: “OK he’s coming to the line” Sarah: “This is Sarah” Franc: “Ah yeah, uh Governor Palin?” Sarah: “Hellooooooo.” Franc: “Ah, just just hold on for President Sarkozy one moment.” Sarah: “Its not him yet Bexi.” Bexi: “I always do that!” Masked Avengers: “Yes hello Governor Palin.” Sarah: “I’ll just have people hand it to me right when its them.” Masked Avengers: “Yes hello Mrs. Governor.” Sarah: “Hello this is Sarah how are you?” Masked Avengers: “Fine and you? This is a Nicholas Sarkozy speaking. How [click to continue...]
Benny J Deuce Deuce Deuce is the biggest piece of shit in Ambler. He lives on Argyle and associates with that degenerate gambler, A Dot . He always comes at that really cool kid Nutty because he is jealous of how big his cock is. Sometimes he smokes ciggs until his head explodes after donking his paycheck out in Atlantic City. He drives this Camry that has Red Bulls & Cigarettes littered on the passenger side, and has a Menorah for a hood ornament.
Hello hello hello hello afternoon I don't know what to do with this … what did you do with this do it what what about the kids into going hey everybody on the resumes the taken the growing I have no idea is going and I let me tell you for that I've be been around I've been a boston some for many many years okay always okay I don't know what you're talking about this is very important what did you do with this hello and I won't well we Ate give a full body I don't know … can I help you at all okay anyways and I have and I thought I'd say why you getting a key in the boat today if I this is very important so you keep telling me that on and say has important tonight make sure it straight on to Joel to go an urgent and because if you get this call you might break your head I know my things and I'm not finding you dying but I'm on why E. telling me want want what he thing I I want tonight it's you have to understand this is very important like I told you before 1 about the 2 coming in [click to continue...]
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Reception: Thank you for calling for Radisson Hotel and Suites, how may I direct your call? Tom Crush: Yes, I need to speak to guest, uh his name is Gary Vaynerchuck. And I, I can spell that for you, its V-a-y-n-e-r-c-h-u-k. Reception : Now what was the first name. Tom: Uh the first name is Gary. Reception: With a “G” right? Tom Crush: Yes please. Reception: One moment. Tom Crush: Thank you. [ringing] Gary: Hello. Tom Crush: Yes is this Gary? Gary: This is Gary. Tom Crush: Gary hello, my name is Tom Crush, and you’re destroying my life. Gary: I’m sorry Tom Crush. Tom Crush: Everyone keeps telling me to crush things. Some man actually…physically, crushed me! Gary: I’m sorry buddy. Tom Crush: What should I do? Gary: You should tell them to… CRUSH OFF! Tom Crush: What, what is crush it? And why does everyone want to do it to me? Gary: I’m not sure why they want to crush you bro, but Tom Crush is an amazing name to have bro. Tom Crush: I [click to continue...]
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