Hello hello hello hello afternoon I don't know what to do with this … what did you do with this do it what what about the kids into going hey everybody on the resumes the taken the growing I have no idea is going and I let me tell you for that I've be been around I've been a boston some for many many years okay always okay I don't know what you're talking about this is very important what did you do with this hello and I won't well we Ate give a full body I don't know … can I help you at all okay anyways and I have and I thought I'd say why you getting a key in the boat today if I this is very important so you keep telling me that on and say has important tonight make sure it straight on to Joel to go an urgent and because if you get this call you might break your head I know my things and I'm not finding you dying but I'm on why E. telling me want want what he thing I I want tonight it's you have to understand this is very important like I told you before 1 about the 2 coming in [click to continue...]
Stan hey man how's it going just I M. between the rock in a hard place okay my you so off my shelf and have my laptop and now I can't get on to the internet okay in my daughter was playing with the red Bull and get tumbled down that … and now I can't check my site so I'm wondering if that's got something to do with that you can … your computer hey you comes off the shelf now laptop and I can't get on my site not your problem why that might Evan have a Falls on my laptop she shuts down hey lady has nothing to do with the computer Dad can we check so I know what are you going to getting your computer store let me know if I should still be on line let me check no store off line okay knows like available.
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Benny J Deuce Deuce Deuce is the biggest piece of shit in Ambler. He lives on Argyle and associates with that degenerate gambler, A Dot . He always comes at that really cool kid Nutty because he is jealous of how big his cock is. Sometimes he smokes ciggs until his head explodes after donking his paycheck out in Atlantic City. He drives this Camry that has Red Bulls & Cigarettes littered on the passenger side, and has a Menorah for a hood ornament.
… hello that yes dear Box spring down and and and offer mattresses that's okay because I need a new 1 what happen with my lover still asleep last night with cigarettes in the bed and burned up on my ass in like right to the spring yeah and at homes that up if you could … Matt Box this year and then we went right through the fucking bed she's burned up the whole damn fucking almost the house hey my legs world all burned in my ass and my my back and Neck in old calling you know we will have soon can I can invited you can cover I me I'm gonna stop talking we test them out to you know the role around like couple of us in the back room at something testing them out get back for you right now … okay if I come in with your name my name is Jay Jay is there anyway I like just to test the weight … that we could rolled around or something jump up and down just to see if this thing … hold up because we really rock house hey … hey we got back down on the drive by all right Jay you know [click to continue...]
This is from an old cassette tape I got back in the 80's. Apparently it is some guys pranking the hell out of an old guy named Benny at Allied Motors somewhere in Tennessee. If anybody knows the story let me know. I have about 45 minutes of these calls I'm thinking of putting on a CD. This came out about the same time as the "Leroy Mercer" oil filter/tire & rim/Thom McAnn shoes tape done by the late John Bean (not the imposters who later did "Roy D. Mercer".
Reception: Thank you for calling for Radisson Hotel and Suites, how may I direct your call? Tom Crush: Yes, I need to speak to guest, uh his name is Gary Vaynerchuck. And I, I can spell that for you, its V-a-y-n-e-r-c-h-u-k. Reception : Now what was the first name. Tom: Uh the first name is Gary. Reception: With a “G” right? Tom Crush: Yes please. Reception: One moment. Tom Crush: Thank you. [ringing] Gary: Hello. Tom Crush: Yes is this Gary? Gary: This is Gary. Tom Crush: Gary hello, my name is Tom Crush, and you’re destroying my life. Gary: I’m sorry Tom Crush. Tom Crush: Everyone keeps telling me to crush things. Some man actually…physically, crushed me! Gary: I’m sorry buddy. Tom Crush: What should I do? Gary: You should tell them to… CRUSH OFF! Tom Crush: What, what is crush it? And why does everyone want to do it to me? Gary: I’m not sure why they want to crush you bro, but Tom Crush is an amazing name to have bro. Tom Crush: I [click to continue...]
… Bill how's it going … you have have any children at home … Dude you realize that this is a big problem right now all right … right now I have a Car … I finance calling that's so I don't believe that through and all that so what we're gonna you got it as will … I got right now I I just want call and remind you you know don't want to start get a relationship I want you to start living as a Young woman … calling to hear what you're saying this is a big deal or you know hi Mike out we're gonna do right now all right bye talk to you Scott hi hi guys talk care that I had left a load of crap that … they all right okay all right you short answer hey … let me just be honest with you hey … I want you to start living is regarding 1 by and … after your brother I was you Said your brother I was you know you only house that's with the deal for you what is it failed to so you have like a Job hey left a load of crap hey will this is Raul I call okay hey there that … hey I [click to continue...]
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