1: Search X. 2: Security Systems! Talk to me! 1: Yeah gimme a second I’ll transfer ya now! 2: Morning Pete’s may I help you? 1: Hello there. I’m looking for a security system, I want something I can put on me wall. Put a camera on the wall, put it over there, put it over there, got someone who’s gonna rob my BMW, and they got shot in the face, what have you got? 2: Hold on a second. 2: Hello sales? 1: Security systems, talk to me! 2: Yeah which ones would ya like? 1: I want one with a camera you can put over in the corner, you put another camera in the corner, you put a camera on the outside, you got someone coming in to steal my BMW and he gets shot in the face , what have you got? 2: Ehmm, at the moment we’ve got nothing at all actually. 1: You aint got nothing? You got nothing in the whole store? 2: No, do you have a BMW though. 1: Oh I got a BMW it is quite nice. 2: Yeah very nice. At the moment absolutely nothing. 1: You ain’t got nothing in [click to continue...]
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Reception: Thank you for calling for Radisson Hotel and Suites, how may I direct your call? Tom Crush: Yes, I need to speak to guest, uh his name is Gary Vaynerchuck. And I, I can spell that for you, its V-a-y-n-e-r-c-h-u-k. Reception : Now what was the first name. Tom: Uh the first name is Gary. Reception: With a “G” right? Tom Crush: Yes please. Reception: One moment. Tom Crush: Thank you. [ringing] Gary: Hello. Tom Crush: Yes is this Gary? Gary: This is Gary. Tom Crush: Gary hello, my name is Tom Crush, and you’re destroying my life. Gary: I’m sorry Tom Crush. Tom Crush: Everyone keeps telling me to crush things. Some man actually…physically, crushed me! Gary: I’m sorry buddy. Tom Crush: What should I do? Gary: You should tell them to… CRUSH OFF! Tom Crush: What, what is crush it? And why does everyone want to do it to me? Gary: I’m not sure why they want to crush you bro, but Tom Crush is an amazing name to have bro. Tom Crush: I [click to continue...]
This is from an old cassette tape I got back in the 80's. Apparently it is some guys pranking the hell out of an old guy named Benny at Allied Motors somewhere in Tennessee. If anybody knows the story let me know. I have about 45 minutes of these calls I'm thinking of putting on a CD. This came out about the same time as the "Leroy Mercer" oil filter/tire & rim/Thom McAnn shoes tape done by the late John Bean (not the imposters who later did "Roy D. Mercer".
Someone calls into Apple regarding purchasing an iPad before it is released. A compromise ensues.
An Irish settler calls into Jenny Craig with health concerns over what the food is doing to her body.
Benny J Deuce Deuce Deuce is the biggest piece of shit in Ambler. He lives on Argyle and associates with that degenerate gambler, A Dot . He always comes at that really cool kid Nutty because he is jealous of how big his cock is. Sometimes he smokes ciggs until his head explodes after donking his paycheck out in Atlantic City. He drives this Camry that has Red Bulls & Cigarettes littered on the passenger side, and has a Menorah for a hood ornament.
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