A gay man calls a Texas woman, believing her to be harboring his gay lover underneath her bed
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Stan hey man how's it going just I M. between the rock in a hard place okay my you so off my shelf and have my laptop and now I can't get on to the internet okay in my daughter was playing with the red Bull and get tumbled down that … and now I can't check my site so I'm wondering if that's got something to do with that you can … your computer hey you comes off the shelf now laptop and I can't get on my site not your problem why that might Evan have a Falls on my laptop she shuts down hey lady has nothing to do with the computer Dad can we check so I know what are you going to getting your computer store let me know if I should still be on line let me check no store off line okay knows like available.
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This is from an old cassette tape I got back in the 80's. Apparently it is some guys pranking the hell out of an old guy named Benny at Allied Motors somewhere in Tennessee. If anybody knows the story let me know. I have about 45 minutes of these calls I'm thinking of putting on a CD. This came out about the same time as the "Leroy Mercer" oil filter/tire & rim/Thom McAnn shoes tape done by the late John Bean (not the imposters who later did "Roy D. Mercer".
Benny J Deuce Deuce Deuce is the biggest piece of shit in Ambler. He lives on Argyle and associates with that degenerate gambler, A Dot . He always comes at that really cool kid Nutty because he is jealous of how big his cock is. Sometimes he smokes ciggs until his head explodes after donking his paycheck out in Atlantic City. He drives this Camry that has Red Bulls & Cigarettes littered on the passenger side, and has a Menorah for a hood ornament.
… hello Daryl how if you've been hey Bob I just so well if you heard anything about it Yet hello George to Jay here I'll be there in all the way around I was I grew up in arkansas you David it was Shelly back but I don't know if I circled in at here in the paper that might interest you here it says what like the Black teenager percent you can make your first right yes finished plan … Marie can you excuse me 1 I definitely by went with the late latex yeah you won't believe what I just heard where did you better I look like the Black man … your boat excuse me but are you at grind meet next on this quote with Mark and Child you'd better be prepared XX the west and miss robert just … road in route we should expect lay witness it he's on the fifth on you around … about now you're pissing me off on the fucker you seemed to be around now you're pissing me off but I'm just a bit concerned about like the black tea your sound like I said it's mother fucker yes I'd like to tell about 5 [click to continue...]
Someone calls into Apple regarding purchasing an iPad before it is released. A compromise ensues.
Reception: Thank you for calling for Radisson Hotel and Suites, how may I direct your call? Tom Crush: Yes, I need to speak to guest, uh his name is Gary Vaynerchuck. And I, I can spell that for you, its V-a-y-n-e-r-c-h-u-k. Reception : Now what was the first name. Tom: Uh the first name is Gary. Reception: With a “G” right? Tom Crush: Yes please. Reception: One moment. Tom Crush: Thank you. [ringing] Gary: Hello. Tom Crush: Yes is this Gary? Gary: This is Gary. Tom Crush: Gary hello, my name is Tom Crush, and you’re destroying my life. Gary: I’m sorry Tom Crush. Tom Crush: Everyone keeps telling me to crush things. Some man actually…physically, crushed me! Gary: I’m sorry buddy. Tom Crush: What should I do? Gary: You should tell them to… CRUSH OFF! Tom Crush: What, what is crush it? And why does everyone want to do it to me? Gary: I’m not sure why they want to crush you bro, but Tom Crush is an amazing name to have bro. Tom Crush: I [click to continue...]
(931): Benny Calls - Prank Calls - 40 second lag at be...
Benny Calls — Prank Calls — 40 second lag at beginning — HILARIOUS —003.mp3
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