… Bill how's it going … you have have any children at home … Dude you realize that this is a big problem right now all right … right now I have a Car … I finance calling that's so I don't believe that through and all that so what we're gonna you got it as will … I got right now I I just want call and remind you you know don't want to start get a relationship I want you to start living as a Young woman … calling to hear what you're saying this is a big deal or you know hi Mike out we're gonna do right now all right bye talk to you Scott hi hi guys talk care that I had left a load of crap that … they all right okay all right you short answer hey … let me just be honest with you hey … I want you to start living is regarding 1 by and … after your brother I was you Said your brother I was you know you only house that's with the deal for you what is it failed to so you have like a Job hey left a load of crap hey will this is Raul I call okay hey there that … hey I [click to continue...]
Hello hello hello hello afternoon I don't know what to do with this … what did you do with this do it what what about the kids into going hey everybody on the resumes the taken the growing I have no idea is going and I let me tell you for that I've be been around I've been a boston some for many many years okay always okay I don't know what you're talking about this is very important what did you do with this hello and I won't well we Ate give a full body I don't know … can I help you at all okay anyways and I have and I thought I'd say why you getting a key in the boat today if I this is very important so you keep telling me that on and say has important tonight make sure it straight on to Joel to go an urgent and because if you get this call you might break your head I know my things and I'm not finding you dying but I'm on why E. telling me want want what he thing I I want tonight it's you have to understand this is very important like I told you before 1 about the 2 coming in [click to continue...]
Hey … yeah let me speak to spark thanks spark well get a class how you're doing okay … hi this is Frank Frank result listen I need you for a big … what you do but with you jump up in the silly so what you're doing all right … Heart well it's gonna be like a little … then I'm gonna seeing going I'll be a Few people laying around the house and she's gonna be like a little funny thing you can get involved if you want we want you to do some juggling you know throw some fucking file bombs up and all that shit I don't have a … I will you do I I went out for all right so you could find some shit not you got some nice and she could bring all will tell me what to do bye Show all right you know until XX I'll sir … what the friday saturday this way so next week next week where … mother thing it is that we want we gotta get a little plan for the gate because we're gonna have a like a big Delay I did if you brought you guys gonna do our own thing what the clowns you know jump on [click to continue...]
An Irish settler calls into Jenny Craig with health concerns over what the food is doing to her body.
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Allied Motors — The Benny Chronicles — Part 1 of Episode 3.mp3
Bexi: “This is Bexi…” Franc: “Hello Bexi” Bexi: “Hi” Franc: “Hi this is Franc Ovrier, I’m with President Sarkozy on the line for Governor Palin.” Bexi: “Yes one second please, can you hold on one second please.” Franc: :”Yeah no problem” Bexi: “Alright thanks…Hi I am gonna hand the phone over to her.” Franc: “Ok thank you very much I’m gonna put the president on the line.” Bexi: “OK he’s coming to the line” Sarah: “This is Sarah” Franc: “Ah yeah, uh Governor Palin?” Sarah: “Hellooooooo.” Franc: “Ah, just just hold on for President Sarkozy one moment.” Sarah: “Its not him yet Bexi.” Bexi: “I always do that!” Masked Avengers: “Yes hello Governor Palin.” Sarah: “I’ll just have people hand it to me right when its them.” Masked Avengers: “Yes hello Mrs. Governor.” Sarah: “Hello this is Sarah how are you?” Masked Avengers: “Fine and you? This is a Nicholas Sarkozy speaking. How [click to continue...]
Stan hey man how's it going just I M. between the rock in a hard place okay my you so off my shelf and have my laptop and now I can't get on to the internet okay in my daughter was playing with the red Bull and get tumbled down that … and now I can't check my site so I'm wondering if that's got something to do with that you can … your computer hey you comes off the shelf now laptop and I can't get on my site not your problem why that might Evan have a Falls on my laptop she shuts down hey lady has nothing to do with the computer Dad can we check so I know what are you going to getting your computer store let me know if I should still be on line let me check no store off line okay knows like available.
… hello Daryl how if you've been hey Bob I just so well if you heard anything about it Yet hello George to Jay here I'll be there in all the way around I was I grew up in arkansas you David it was Shelly back but I don't know if I circled in at here in the paper that might interest you here it says what like the Black teenager percent you can make your first right yes finished plan … Marie can you excuse me 1 I definitely by went with the late latex yeah you won't believe what I just heard where did you better I look like the Black man … your boat excuse me but are you at grind meet next on this quote with Mark and Child you'd better be prepared XX the west and miss robert just … road in route we should expect lay witness it he's on the fifth on you around … about now you're pissing me off on the fucker you seemed to be around now you're pissing me off but I'm just a bit concerned about like the black tea your sound like I said it's mother fucker yes I'd like to tell about 5 [click to continue...]
It … good morning good morning how are you … I want to ask you a bunch of questions loop demands it immediately okay with your daddy and wanted to do … with you daddy boys talk about who are you are you busy give John to go hey al I'm I'll talk to you if you get this is John to go love you have a copy heading it got off my head that way okay you know I don't know where it is and I don't know what it up and that's about it the other day and time is I don't stop laughing idiot driver is you Son of a bitch or you're Bill this is John Campbell Job Campbell you last night … can you … chad can you can I can't do this is John to go … John I'm looking to resolve this … all I'm I'll talk to you if you get this is John Campbell uh the lap top hey how are you … friend thanks I want to ask you a bunch of questions the loop them answered immediately then do this is John to go there you're I'm gonna pop you an idiot I'm do this is John Campbell while back Scott now right I'll talk [click to continue...]
Benny J Deuce Deuce Deuce is the biggest piece of shit in Ambler. He lives on Argyle and associates with that degenerate gambler, A Dot . He always comes at that really cool kid Nutty because he is jealous of how big his cock is. Sometimes he smokes ciggs until his head explodes after donking his paycheck out in Atlantic City. He drives this Camry that has Red Bulls & Cigarettes littered on the passenger side, and has a Menorah for a hood ornament.
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