Stan hey man how's it going just I M. between the rock in a hard place okay my you so off my shelf and have my laptop and now I can't get on to the internet okay in my daughter was playing with the red Bull and get tumbled down that … and now I can't check my site so I'm wondering if that's got something to do with that you can … your computer hey you comes off the shelf now laptop and I can't get on my site not your problem why that might Evan have a Falls on my laptop she shuts down hey lady has nothing to do with the computer Dad can we check so I know what are you going to getting your computer store let me know if I should still be on line let me check no store off line okay knows like available.
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1: Hello? 2: Helloo yes? 1: Hello yes, I was looking for some prices on your tools player. 2: On your what sorry? 1: Dult? 2: What is that? 1: Ehhhh, Is aaaa-dult player. I spell for you? 2: Yes go ahead. 1: It’s a D [2: yeah]-V-[2: yeah] D 2: DVD player, gimme a second now. 1: Dooved player. 1: Hello Yes I was looking for some prices on your Dooved player. 2: A Dooved player? 1: Yes. 2: DVD player is it? D-V-D? 1: Dooved player. 2: Yeah, DVD player. 1: No itsa a dooved player? 2: Oh OK. Our entry level starts at 59.99. 1: ok I was wondering if you have a manufacturer is a Joov-k? 2: Our manufacturer be Sony. 1: Do you have any Joov-k? 2: I don’t, Sony or Panasonic. 1: OK, you have any player that play on the puck. 2: I, I cant understand ya now. Just being honest with ya. I don’t know what a puck is. 1: I spell for you? 2: Yeah. 1: It’s a P-C. 2: PC? 1: Puck! 2: Eh, uh, on a PC? 1: Yes for Windows Expluh. 2: So you want the [click to continue...]
This is from an old cassette tape I got back in the 80's. Apparently it is some guys pranking the hell out of an old guy named Benny at Allied Motors somewhere in Tennessee. If anybody knows the story let me know. I have about 45 minutes of these calls I'm thinking of putting on a CD. This came out about the same time as the "Leroy Mercer" oil filter/tire & rim/Thom McAnn shoes tape done by the late John Bean (not the imposters who later did "Roy D. Mercer".
(NOYB): Crazy guy looking to sell his lawnmower for $25...
Hello hello yeah all right hey I have a phone call on my cell womble yeah we're usually hi I know you're notice on okay what you want to hey Rob I Saw for sale at the airport to pick bye yeah I've got a God damn suit still on that I'm available what the Hell you're looking for specifically or paying off all last hey I Saw that the Rocks purge no more changes so my Low spirit of … I didn't know whatever it is so much that you want a regular Jack a you gotta tell me what you want Lauren what you're looking for call the home alone I won't come on you're looking somewhere Rod … sent you for the porch all right I'll do that … you're so lazy buyers today if you're just looking to get out the easy way when I got there … if you can … that's for you what you wanted to be on the God damn thing to that's for you because I also plan … at this point with the right now he want to ride and what I'm seeing so you just gonna do a little bit aware of when you got a little bit a loan yeah [click to continue...]
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A gay man calls a Texas woman, believing her to be harboring his gay lover underneath her bed
Hello. Yeah auto mechanic. Yeah. Lookin' for a job.
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Hello hello hello hello afternoon I don't know what to do with this … what did you do with this do it what what about the kids into going hey everybody on the resumes the taken the growing I have no idea is going and I let me tell you for that I've be been around I've been a boston some for many many years okay always okay I don't know what you're talking about this is very important what did you do with this hello and I won't well we Ate give a full body I don't know … can I help you at all okay anyways and I have and I thought I'd say why you getting a key in the boat today if I this is very important so you keep telling me that on and say has important tonight make sure it straight on to Joel to go an urgent and because if you get this call you might break your head I know my things and I'm not finding you dying but I'm on why E. telling me want want what he thing I I want tonight it's you have to understand this is very important like I told you before 1 about the 2 coming in [click to continue...]
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