Thank you … over there Leo you this this saturday leave … hey carol hello Hank how about this this les say I want a Hammer … you know what a Hammer it's yes … that whatever is but what I want Sam Hammer if you wanted to see the Camp hello if you want a specific Hammer they come in different branch thanks … so you're just looking for E. at Hammer at price range have were can be XXX dollars just when I have no okay was that what kind of have would be XX dude excuse me what kind of hammer we're just looking for a white today what I'm gonna I'm trying to find … happened in some doug today forwarded so you're tries about dropping back and everything for you know what about this hammer he's a mass where in the hello what I'll go mike john are you still talking hi apologize for yelling at you but you just don't listen okay I think I can repeat everything he they work over I I'm with trying to fill out hey just wanna get the use the my neighbors so I'm gonna have to release … I [click to continue...]
John Burnham is offered an incredible chance to have his life taken over and his organs harvested by our corporate sponsor
It … good morning good morning how are you … I want to ask you a bunch of questions loop demands it immediately okay with your daddy and wanted to do … with you daddy boys talk about who are you are you busy give John to go hey al I'm I'll talk to you if you get this is John to go love you have a copy heading it got off my head that way okay you know I don't know where it is and I don't know what it up and that's about it the other day and time is I don't stop laughing idiot driver is you Son of a bitch or you're Bill this is John Campbell Job Campbell you last night … can you … chad can you can I can't do this is John to go … John I'm looking to resolve this … all I'm I'll talk to you if you get this is John Campbell uh the lap top hey how are you … friend thanks I want to ask you a bunch of questions the loop them answered immediately then do this is John to go there you're I'm gonna pop you an idiot I'm do this is John Campbell while back Scott now right I'll talk [click to continue...]
(931): Benny Calls - Prank Calls - 40 second lag at be...
Allied Motors — The Benny Chronicles — Part 1 of Episode 3.mp3
An Irish settler calls into Jenny Craig with health concerns over what the food is doing to her body.
(NOYB): Sol attempts to sue his workplace after getting...
Hello hello I was Hurt at work today yes okay Pardon I take care thank hello hello yes I was Hurt at work today … okay well I got your your your it in the paper okay well listen to me I would very Hurt today no right now my seeing reprimanded me and Said some very Vicious things and I'm very heard about the hi will this is staying need to read when I was initially heard which is where that's that's okay all right okay bye bye yeah sure that lives and he Said that little Flip things and I fell down the stairs in my shoe hospital and I feel very heard about this we have a very very Hurt well Mike hey it was the is still plan to come about half hour okay for right in my shoulder I do a very content right you know what it's like to be heard and I hate to I talked to Hank you better be much better thank you bye.
(NOYB): Crazy guy looking to sell his lawnmower for $25...
Hello hello yeah all right hey I have a phone call on my cell womble yeah we're usually hi I know you're notice on okay what you want to hey Rob I Saw for sale at the airport to pick bye yeah I've got a God damn suit still on that I'm available what the Hell you're looking for specifically or paying off all last hey I Saw that the Rocks purge no more changes so my Low spirit of … I didn't know whatever it is so much that you want a regular Jack a you gotta tell me what you want Lauren what you're looking for call the home alone I won't come on you're looking somewhere Rod … sent you for the porch all right I'll do that … you're so lazy buyers today if you're just looking to get out the easy way when I got there … if you can … that's for you what you wanted to be on the God damn thing to that's for you because I also plan … at this point with the right now he want to ride and what I'm seeing so you just gonna do a little bit aware of when you got a little bit a loan yeah [click to continue...]
Someone calls into Apple regarding purchasing an iPad before it is released. A compromise ensues.
1: Search X. 2: Security Systems! Talk to me! 1: Yeah gimme a second I’ll transfer ya now! 2: Morning Pete’s may I help you? 1: Hello there. I’m looking for a security system, I want something I can put on me wall. Put a camera on the wall, put it over there, put it over there, got someone who’s gonna rob my BMW, and they got shot in the face, what have you got? 2: Hold on a second. 2: Hello sales? 1: Security systems, talk to me! 2: Yeah which ones would ya like? 1: I want one with a camera you can put over in the corner, you put another camera in the corner, you put a camera on the outside, you got someone coming in to steal my BMW and he gets shot in the face , what have you got? 2: Ehmm, at the moment we’ve got nothing at all actually. 1: You aint got nothing? You got nothing in the whole store? 2: No, do you have a BMW though. 1: Oh I got a BMW it is quite nice. 2: Yeah very nice. At the moment absolutely nothing. 1: You ain’t got nothing in [click to continue...]
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