Hey … yeah let me speak to spark thanks spark well get a class how you're doing okay … hi this is Frank Frank result listen I need you for a big … what you do but with you jump up in the silly so what you're doing all right … Heart well it's gonna be like a little … then I'm gonna seeing going I'll be a Few people laying around the house and she's gonna be like a little funny thing you can get involved if you want we want you to do some juggling you know throw some fucking file bombs up and all that shit I don't have a … I will you do I I went out for all right so you could find some shit not you got some nice and she could bring all will tell me what to do bye Show all right you know until XX I'll sir … what the friday saturday this way so next week next week where … mother thing it is that we want we gotta get a little plan for the gate because we're gonna have a like a big Delay I did if you brought you guys gonna do our own thing what the clowns you know jump on [click to continue...]
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Benny Calls — Prank Calls — 40 second lag at beginning — HILARIOUS —003.mp3
A gay man calls a Texas woman, believing her to be harboring his gay lover underneath her bed
1: Hello? 2: Helloo yes? 1: Hello yes, I was looking for some prices on your tools player. 2: On your what sorry? 1: Dult? 2: What is that? 1: Ehhhh, Is aaaa-dult player. I spell for you? 2: Yes go ahead. 1: It’s a D [2: yeah]-V-[2: yeah] D 2: DVD player, gimme a second now. 1: Dooved player. 1: Hello Yes I was looking for some prices on your Dooved player. 2: A Dooved player? 1: Yes. 2: DVD player is it? D-V-D? 1: Dooved player. 2: Yeah, DVD player. 1: No itsa a dooved player? 2: Oh OK. Our entry level starts at 59.99. 1: ok I was wondering if you have a manufacturer is a Joov-k? 2: Our manufacturer be Sony. 1: Do you have any Joov-k? 2: I don’t, Sony or Panasonic. 1: OK, you have any player that play on the puck. 2: I, I cant understand ya now. Just being honest with ya. I don’t know what a puck is. 1: I spell for you? 2: Yeah. 1: It’s a P-C. 2: PC? 1: Puck! 2: Eh, uh, on a PC? 1: Yes for Windows Expluh. 2: So you want the [click to continue...]
Benny J Deuce Deuce Deuce is the biggest piece of shit in Ambler. He lives on Argyle and associates with that degenerate gambler, A Dot . He always comes at that really cool kid Nutty because he is jealous of how big his cock is. Sometimes he smokes ciggs until his head explodes after donking his paycheck out in Atlantic City. He drives this Camry that has Red Bulls & Cigarettes littered on the passenger side, and has a Menorah for a hood ornament.
Bexi: “This is Bexi…” Franc: “Hello Bexi” Bexi: “Hi” Franc: “Hi this is Franc Ovrier, I’m with President Sarkozy on the line for Governor Palin.” Bexi: “Yes one second please, can you hold on one second please.” Franc: :”Yeah no problem” Bexi: “Alright thanks…Hi I am gonna hand the phone over to her.” Franc: “Ok thank you very much I’m gonna put the president on the line.” Bexi: “OK he’s coming to the line” Sarah: “This is Sarah” Franc: “Ah yeah, uh Governor Palin?” Sarah: “Hellooooooo.” Franc: “Ah, just just hold on for President Sarkozy one moment.” Sarah: “Its not him yet Bexi.” Bexi: “I always do that!” Masked Avengers: “Yes hello Governor Palin.” Sarah: “I’ll just have people hand it to me right when its them.” Masked Avengers: “Yes hello Mrs. Governor.” Sarah: “Hello this is Sarah how are you?” Masked Avengers: “Fine and you? This is a Nicholas Sarkozy speaking. How [click to continue...]
Hello hello hello hello afternoon I don't know what to do with this … what did you do with this do it what what about the kids into going hey everybody on the resumes the taken the growing I have no idea is going and I let me tell you for that I've be been around I've been a boston some for many many years okay always okay I don't know what you're talking about this is very important what did you do with this hello and I won't well we Ate give a full body I don't know … can I help you at all okay anyways and I have and I thought I'd say why you getting a key in the boat today if I this is very important so you keep telling me that on and say has important tonight make sure it straight on to Joel to go an urgent and because if you get this call you might break your head I know my things and I'm not finding you dying but I'm on why E. telling me want want what he thing I I want tonight it's you have to understand this is very important like I told you before 1 about the 2 coming in [click to continue...]
(NOYB): Sol attempts to sue his workplace after getting...
Hello hello I was Hurt at work today yes okay Pardon I take care thank hello hello yes I was Hurt at work today … okay well I got your your your it in the paper okay well listen to me I would very Hurt today no right now my seeing reprimanded me and Said some very Vicious things and I'm very heard about the hi will this is staying need to read when I was initially heard which is where that's that's okay all right okay bye bye yeah sure that lives and he Said that little Flip things and I fell down the stairs in my shoe hospital and I feel very heard about this we have a very very Hurt well Mike hey it was the is still plan to come about half hour okay for right in my shoulder I do a very content right you know what it's like to be heard and I hate to I talked to Hank you better be much better thank you bye.
Hey how ya doin chief. Listen you guys are cremation services, yeah?
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Allied Motors — The Benny Chronicles — Part 1 of Episode 3.mp3
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