Bexi: “This is Bexi…” Franc: “Hello Bexi” Bexi: “Hi” Franc: “Hi this is Franc Ovrier, I’m with President Sarkozy on the line for Governor Palin.” Bexi: “Yes one second please, can you hold on one second please.” Franc: :”Yeah no problem” Bexi: “Alright thanks…Hi I am gonna hand the phone over to her.” Franc: “Ok thank you very much I’m gonna put the president on the line.” Bexi: “OK he’s coming to the line” Sarah: “This is Sarah” Franc: “Ah yeah, uh Governor Palin?” Sarah: “Hellooooooo.” Franc: “Ah, just just hold on for President Sarkozy one moment.” Sarah: “Its not him yet Bexi.” Bexi: “I always do that!” Masked Avengers: “Yes hello Governor Palin.” Sarah: “I’ll just have people hand it to me right when its them.” Masked Avengers: “Yes hello Mrs. Governor.” Sarah: “Hello this is Sarah how are you?” Masked Avengers: “Fine and you? This is a Nicholas Sarkozy speaking. How [click to continue...]
1: Search X. 2: Security Systems! Talk to me! 1: Yeah gimme a second I’ll transfer ya now! 2: Morning Pete’s may I help you? 1: Hello there. I’m looking for a security system, I want something I can put on me wall. Put a camera on the wall, put it over there, put it over there, got someone who’s gonna rob my BMW, and they got shot in the face, what have you got? 2: Hold on a second. 2: Hello sales? 1: Security systems, talk to me! 2: Yeah which ones would ya like? 1: I want one with a camera you can put over in the corner, you put another camera in the corner, you put a camera on the outside, you got someone coming in to steal my BMW and he gets shot in the face , what have you got? 2: Ehmm, at the moment we’ve got nothing at all actually. 1: You aint got nothing? You got nothing in the whole store? 2: No, do you have a BMW though. 1: Oh I got a BMW it is quite nice. 2: Yeah very nice. At the moment absolutely nothing. 1: You ain’t got nothing in [click to continue...]
(NOYB): Crazy guy looking to sell his lawnmower for $25...
Hello hello yeah all right hey I have a phone call on my cell womble yeah we're usually hi I know you're notice on okay what you want to hey Rob I Saw for sale at the airport to pick bye yeah I've got a God damn suit still on that I'm available what the Hell you're looking for specifically or paying off all last hey I Saw that the Rocks purge no more changes so my Low spirit of … I didn't know whatever it is so much that you want a regular Jack a you gotta tell me what you want Lauren what you're looking for call the home alone I won't come on you're looking somewhere Rod … sent you for the porch all right I'll do that … you're so lazy buyers today if you're just looking to get out the easy way when I got there … if you can … that's for you what you wanted to be on the God damn thing to that's for you because I also plan … at this point with the right now he want to ride and what I'm seeing so you just gonna do a little bit aware of when you got a little bit a loan yeah [click to continue...]
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(NOYB): Mel Gibson Phone Calls - He Threatens to Kill O...
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Stan hey man how's it going just I M. between the rock in a hard place okay my you so off my shelf and have my laptop and now I can't get on to the internet okay in my daughter was playing with the red Bull and get tumbled down that … and now I can't check my site so I'm wondering if that's got something to do with that you can … your computer hey you comes off the shelf now laptop and I can't get on my site not your problem why that might Evan have a Falls on my laptop she shuts down hey lady has nothing to do with the computer Dad can we check so I know what are you going to getting your computer store let me know if I should still be on line let me check no store off line okay knows like available.
Hello. Yeah auto mechanic. Yeah. Lookin' for a job.
Now I'm here to help 1 of which ever give if to your double whatever give you decision at my I'm looking for … Lodge please yes this is about to be of assistance to you … bronze hello delayed your lucky day for let me tell you why I'm my name is Anthony or and you are it later today oh no no I'm not but I know that this is a new the medical pages please knoll sorry let me explain … this is first I've got his saving use or do you not do you not have a you know go right to do this is yes I do yes okay I will I'm calling from the dealership today sir and because you just want your brand new Clark just wanna Barrett tickets for free Johnson from us today or … all good and there's no is that the catch or man I don't know so … let me explain what happened is … there is we've been giving away tickets randomly you want a brand new Car from our dealership yes I remember you okay will because you've Drew brand new Car we've been randomly calling individuals to let them know that [click to continue...]
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