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Benny Calls — Prank Calls — 40 second lag at beginning — HILARIOUS —003.mp3
John Burnham is offered an incredible chance to have his life taken over and his organs harvested by our corporate sponsor
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Allied Motors — The Benny Chronicles — Part 1 of Episode 3.mp3
1: Search X. 2: Security Systems! Talk to me! 1: Yeah gimme a second I’ll transfer ya now! 2: Morning Pete’s may I help you? 1: Hello there. I’m looking for a security system, I want something I can put on me wall. Put a camera on the wall, put it over there, put it over there, got someone who’s gonna rob my BMW, and they got shot in the face, what have you got? 2: Hold on a second. 2: Hello sales? 1: Security systems, talk to me! 2: Yeah which ones would ya like? 1: I want one with a camera you can put over in the corner, you put another camera in the corner, you put a camera on the outside, you got someone coming in to steal my BMW and he gets shot in the face , what have you got? 2: Ehmm, at the moment we’ve got nothing at all actually. 1: You aint got nothing? You got nothing in the whole store? 2: No, do you have a BMW though. 1: Oh I got a BMW it is quite nice. 2: Yeah very nice. At the moment absolutely nothing. 1: You ain’t got nothing in [click to continue...]
Stan hey man how's it going just I M. between the rock in a hard place okay my you so off my shelf and have my laptop and now I can't get on to the internet okay in my daughter was playing with the red Bull and get tumbled down that … and now I can't check my site so I'm wondering if that's got something to do with that you can … your computer hey you comes off the shelf now laptop and I can't get on my site not your problem why that might Evan have a Falls on my laptop she shuts down hey lady has nothing to do with the computer Dad can we check so I know what are you going to getting your computer store let me know if I should still be on line let me check no store off line okay knows like available.
An Irish settler calls into Jenny Craig with health concerns over what the food is doing to her body.
(NOYB): Sol attempts to sue his workplace after getting...
Hello hello I was Hurt at work today yes okay Pardon I take care thank hello hello yes I was Hurt at work today … okay well I got your your your it in the paper okay well listen to me I would very Hurt today no right now my seeing reprimanded me and Said some very Vicious things and I'm very heard about the hi will this is staying need to read when I was initially heard which is where that's that's okay all right okay bye bye yeah sure that lives and he Said that little Flip things and I fell down the stairs in my shoe hospital and I feel very heard about this we have a very very Hurt well Mike hey it was the is still plan to come about half hour okay for right in my shoulder I do a very content right you know what it's like to be heard and I hate to I talked to Hank you better be much better thank you bye.
Someone calls into Apple regarding purchasing an iPad before it is released. A compromise ensues.
Hi I got a complaint there about that mouse that Mickey mouse yeah I was at the Park at it day with my kids you know when … it's Stacy I guess is Matthews make I did my Case and then turn right back XX seconds if you know we can about my case with some little coconut all over the middle of my case and what not hey that you like in at that you got it straighten out my name I got I got kids that are part of but but it is not mentally hey eric and that that it's les running around a mickey mouse to the guy inside the suppose be at … from gate or not john he's running around the block it trying to grab the little gave he's making all kinds of silly bases you know staring at the kidneys running around a little … little flat jack anything and trying to get the kids went it I don't know to something silly going on with that guy back well you know I think you know get the kids in the found with the oil we try to run the all of it all of my kids he got just like little busy he called at [click to continue...]
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