What's up you little bitch? Gimme a fuckin' call back you fuckin' whore. Byyeeee, I love you.
(512): Dude is Really Hammered, Has Crabs and is Going...
Or my God, listen yet. I'm looking on this got damn website, nice. Even you got jerking with the jerky boys this I add give away, and the first thing that I wanna tell you is that you you're sick, 6 May and I'm looking at it and got damn it, I got the looking at it like you wanna sit around and have some kind. I did some kind of Circle Jerks on top of the night had like it was a cracker well you do get this god damn it, then I'm looking at it. He said upload some voicemails the last week and I pat it's that's ridiculous someways mails. I don't even Lou the the venues is voicemails. I don't know what the you think you are even come in and and like you some kind. I can with the i'm gonna give you did, so I'm gonna give you that have logic, just got damn give it out like a blow job sale is on that. I don't know what your ass like a god, B M, she deal with the Robert ohh son of a damn it. Did anybody, even in your contact. Holy, I got home i got, i gotta go. My balls origin. I gotta get [click to continue...]
Heaaayy. This is dis jar. Come claa to de dare. Noo this not dare. Da clooown dis not tell me yo beck. Mmm boww ing bieetch. CALL ME BACK. Pleeaase. With cheese. Bye.
Melissa this is Matt Watay… I'm calling you because I'm here with Bruce Angio, Dave Kinzo, we're in Chicago, and you should be here with us. Because we're fucked up, 'I'm hammered'. And, Bruce is hammered. He's, he's already crying like a nancy. You know he already, already wants to go to bed, its like nine oclock. So, you know, and, and, they're on, alright, they're on my ass, because they say that I need some manscaping down below. I have lots of hair below. But its, you know I'm in good shape. 'No its not'. According to Bruce its not. But… 'It needs to be cleaned up'. Bruce says it needs to be cleaned up. You know…That's, all I can say is that Bruce is being a nancy. Its nine oclock and he just, he wont hang. 'You don't need to be bald, but you need to have at least neat and clean'. Bruce says I don't need to be bald, I just need to be neat and clean. Alright well, gimme a call back, and we'll all, we'll discuss this.
Yo, what up Specs? Alright, I have a couple of things to tell you. Number one: you're the best kid in the world man, you're my favorite kid in the world. Number two: like, I'm seriously [muffled] both Ricky and …. tonight. I'm very upset with the situation that just went down tonight. There, I don't know where the fuck it is, man. I'm in fuckin' San Francisco. I just moved here like ten minutes ago man. I don't know where the fuck the kid is man. I'm like. I'm, I'm, like, I'm in the vicinity man. I don't know where the fuck I am right now. Alright, anyways. Ricky is a fucking asshole. Fuck Ricky. Aight. Anyways, anyways, here's what we are going to do. And I expect you to remember this a week from now. There and Ricky, fuck both of them. They're both, they're both going to think we are suppler and then they still are going to think they're vagina see there. Anyways….ahhhh, I'm really glad you are coming down next weekend. It's going to be so much fun, I'm so happy. Its gonna be [click to continue...]
I'm so drunk right now. You should really talk to me. Motherfucker. Why don't you answer your phone, did you go to sleep? You dumb bitch. Cause you're a fucking hour ahead of me. You shit. I love you. I'm just kidding. I don't know dude, maybe you're not sleeping. But its 6:21 here, so it's like 3:21 there. In South Carolina. That's really I gotta say. Just. You're probably gonna be mad in the morning when you talk to me. Or you text me and listen to this. So I'm gonna hang up now. I think I called you already but I don't remember. We'll see. Alright. I don't know. Happy New Year. Bye bye.
Oh my God dude, I think that my head is going to implode, and explode at the same time. What did I drink last night? And who, how did I get home? Wait a sec…holy crap there's somebody in my shower I'm gonna have to call you back.
Yo, one ok, listen listen to this. You have to put this on your fuckin' answering machine thing on the internet. Alright. I have 3 reasons why. 1. You're a bitch. 2. Cuz you're my brother. And 3. Cuz you're a fuckin' asshole for not answering your brothers phone call. That's fuckin' gay, I'm looking at Zach's here to make out with some chick. Alright. And you're a fuckin' douche for not answering. Gimme a call back motherfucker. Alright? Gimme a call. Peace.
A girl named Dominic called a guy named Ryan to confess her love (after just meeting him). Slight problem….SHE DIALED THE WRONG NUMBER! Listen to this hilarious, rambling drunken message.
Benjamin, whussup dude. I'm rolling with my friend Alex. And I…Listen listen hold on. Ohhhh, grrr, over here, he just rode a cop bus rig back man. Gimme a call back dude. We're rolling to the bar with a bunch of bitches. Cmon dude, you gotta come up to Mount Pleasant. Alright. Alright later man. Peace.
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