Yo, what up Specs? Alright, I have a couple of things to tell you. Number one: you're the best kid in the world man, you're my favorite kid in the world. Number two: like, I'm seriously [muffled] both Ricky and …. tonight. I'm very upset with the situation that just went down tonight. There, I don't know where the fuck it is, man. I'm in fuckin' San Francisco. I just moved here like ten minutes ago man. I don't know where the fuck the kid is man. I'm like. I'm, I'm, like, I'm in the vicinity man. I don't know where the fuck I am right now. Alright, anyways. Ricky is a fucking asshole. Fuck Ricky. Aight. Anyways, anyways, here's what we are going to do. And I expect you to remember this a week from now. There and Ricky, fuck both of them. They're both, they're both going to think we are suppler and then they still are going to think they're vagina see there. Anyways….ahhhh, I'm really glad you are coming down next weekend. It's going to be so much fun, I'm so happy. Its gonna be [click to continue...]
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Heyyyyaaaaa, so that was a yawn you little motherfuckin' bitch. And answering your motherfuckin' phoooonnne you stupid whore. You better call me in the morning and wake me up. I will stuff a fuckin' 12 inch dick up your ass! Just give me a fuckin', drunk, ugh, you whore! He's getting a 12 inch dick up his ass.
So did I tell you about Jamie Greene? She decided to try her luck at dice in Vegas. She lasted a whole 10 minutes before she was flat broke, homeless, and working for this less and working for this black guy named Martin Luther King. She sent me a care package the other day, and guess what was in it? Her busted snatch and flat-tire asshole.
Hey you mother fucker. It's only 10:30 and I am fucked up. I'm not really badly fucked up, but I'm fucked up enough to have a fucking conversation with the black dude in the bathroom who gives you paper towels. Man I gotta big bottle of Jagger, some fucking Coor's Light, and I've got that big box of … watching some girls. It's great, man. And he was here when I got here. Man, I wish you was with us. You and that mother fuckin' fine boat. Anyhow, give me a call tomorrow you dumb bitch. Bye.
Oh my God dude, I think that my head is going to implode, and explode at the same time. What did I drink last night? And who, how did I get home? Wait a sec…holy crap there's somebody in my shower I'm gonna have to call you back.
Yo, one ok, listen listen to this. You have to put this on your fuckin' answering machine thing on the internet. Alright. I have 3 reasons why. 1. You're a bitch. 2. Cuz you're my brother. And 3. Cuz you're a fuckin' asshole for not answering your brothers phone call. That's fuckin' gay, I'm looking at Zach's here to make out with some chick. Alright. And you're a fuckin' douche for not answering. Gimme a call back motherfucker. Alright? Gimme a call. Peace.
What's up you little bitch? Gimme a fuckin' call back you fuckin' whore. Byyeeee, I love you.
Benjamin, whussup dude. I'm rolling with my friend Alex. And I…Listen listen hold on. Ohhhh, grrr, over here, he just rode a cop bus rig back man. Gimme a call back dude. We're rolling to the bar with a bunch of bitches. Cmon dude, you gotta come up to Mount Pleasant. Alright. Alright later man. Peace.
… and home hi … noon again how do you know my husband and that relation … you to my husband that's right this is whose wife just doing a background checking on my husband it because he likes to keep secret so I would like to know who you want your friend boyfriend governor interest but hi will be about 4 none of the above would you kindly call me back on my husband's cellphone thank yes I want to first day … another thing my husband Said you don't wanna get in trouble because see the reason the follow if this happening this because Tom Guy on the internet and I was on the computer clients … go decided either to pop up and have a nice 1 chat about my husband saying he knows everything about Him and then it's Justine my husband to get it on the computer Pamela and that he knows anything about my husband my husband knows everything about Him so this is why I'm taking a a very strong interest in who's my husband talking to because … that those and settle with someone [click to continue...]
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